A man to a psychiatrist: How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?
The psychiatrist replies: We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.
The man smiles: Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.
The Psychiatrist replies: No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?
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